If you have a surplus of sex toys, this can mean one thing for sure. You may have few places to store them. Fear not, I am here to help.
If you own a sex toy, and God knows if you are reading this, then you must know the importance of finding a safe place to hide all your toys. Even if you live alone, you might be thinking of hiding your toys just to be safe. Believe me, the last thing anyone wants is for something as personal as a sex toy to be found by someone. If you are like me, this might matter less to you. I love showing my vibrator collection. It is a good conversation topic and generally an impressive way to make someone you really do not want to talk to, never talk to you again! However, I treat my toys with great care and store them carefully in a locked chest under my bed. Although I am fine with this, I still do not want my son or brother-in-law to find them. So the point is you need to lock them up or risk having a big conversation with a relative or nosy friend about what they currently found.
Better safe than... well, watching your kids hit each other in the face with a dildo while playing!
My wife and I were at a friend house having a barbecue. It got dark and the kids went to bed. However, a four-year-old girl wanted to sleep in her parents bed. So dad tucked her in and proceeded to join us in the living room for drinks. Anyway, a few minutes later the four-year-old came to the room and announced to everyone "Look... look... I am a princess and here is my wand..." I saw a bright flash of neon pink in the air. My eyes could not believe it before the mother gasped and snatched it from her daughter. Some people froze and the father left to assist the embarrassed wife. I sat there somewhat confused, telling myself all sorts of things like: "Was that a dildo... it was a huge dildo... why was it neon pink... God that dildo was huge!"
Locked!
So with all this said, there are a lot of creative and great ways to keep your toys safe and secure. The best way I have found is to buy a handbag. Loviux sells cheaper bags and they are ideal for this. You can put your sex toys inside and then hang it on a typical clothes hanger. Then simply put them in the middle of some clothes in your closet and done! I have suggested this to a few people as a cheap and effective alternative to the toy box and they say it works perfectly. It is perfectly camouflaged and if someone happened to find it while browsing through your closet, then they simply do not deserve to be your friend.
If it looks harmless, why not leave it out in the open?
Personally, I like to keep my toys locked up. There are a large number of chests available at Loviux. Not to mention the condom holders that perfectly hide your condoms from prying eyes. Before storing your sex toys, make sure they are clean and dry to avoid any problems. Also make sure the batteries are removed to prevent battery decay. I have two chests to be exact. One holds all the toys we use regularly and lives under the bed. We are lucky to have drawers under the bed that are not visible unless you know they are there.
In the end, it is best to play it safe with security
There are plenty of options and I really hope this helps. Just remember, you never want to be in a situation where you have to apologise to one of your friends after your daughter hits them in the face with your neon dildo! God, that thing was huge!
