DIABLO PICANTE Penis Wine Decanter

As I’d tell you in the shop: this is a gold penis wine decanter — a novelty decanter designed to make a statement at stag or hen parties and themed events. It’s made with high-quality materials and a brilliant gold finish, so it’s as much a conversation piece and party prop as it is a serving accessory. Think of it as a compact, playful way to present wine that will get laughs and attention.

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How to use

Use it like any other decanter: pour wine slowly through the top opening and let it settle briefly before serving. Because the design prioritises presentation, pour carefully to avoid drips — a small jug or funnel can help when refilling. It’s perfect for pouring at the table as a gag or to add a playful touch to drinks service at parties. It also works well as a decorative centrepiece or a novelty gift for guests.

Care and maintenance

To keep the gold finish looking its best, hand wash with warm water and a mild detergent immediately after use and rinse thoroughly. Avoid abrasive scourers or strong chemicals that could dull the finish. Dry thoroughly before storing. If you’re unsure about any markings or the exact composition of the materials, treat it as a decorative serving accessory rather than long-term drinkware.

Who it’s for: hosts who want a bold, humorous serving piece for stag/hen parties or themed events, and anyone after a memorable gag gift. Who it’s not for: purists seeking a professional sommelier-style decanter or customers who need fully specified food-safe material data — check with the manufacturer if you require explicit material approvals.

For hosts wanting a cheeky party prop: compact, show-stopping decanter for stag or hen parties and novelty gifts.