Funny straws in the USA

What are funny straws?

A funny straw is a drinking straw with a penis or vagina figure, either at the tip or along the body of the straw. Most are penis-shaped: bags of 5 and 10 straws, in a natural or dark tone, and a single straw with a gold penis. There is also a single vagina-shaped straw, available in a light or a dark tone, and none shaped like a breast. All are made of plastic, flexible in the bags, and there are no glass models. They are designed for standard glasses and for the cold drinks at the party. They usually come in affordable sets, reusable and washable, and there are gold, multicoloured and fluorescent versions. The ones in this section are from the brand Diablo Picante. To complete the table you also have sex cups and shot glasses and the rest of the fun products.

How to choose

• Material: all are made of plastic and there are no glass models. In the bags of 5 and 10 the plastic is flexible.
• Quantity: check how many straws come in the set so there is one per person.
• Shade: gold, bright shades or fluorescent, depending on the mood of the party.
• Reusable: check whether the product page says they can be washed and used again.
• Design: look at whether the figure is on the tip or runs along the whole straw.

Frequently asked questions

Are funny straws safe to drink from?

They are straws made for drinking, all of them plastic. The manufacturer states food-safe use for the vagina-shaped one, in both tones; for the others the product page doesn't say, so wash them before first use. Avoid very hot drinks, as they can warp the plastic.

How do you clean them?

With soap and water. A straw cleaning brush helps to clean the inside. Let them dry before storing them.

Do they fit any glass?

For most, yes: they are designed for standard glasses. For a very tall glass, check the length on the product page if it is given.

Can a dildo straw also be used at a stag party?

Yes. They are a joke item and work just as well at hen parties, stag parties or mixed ones.